Pangalactic Gargleblasters and Fried Chicken.

mechinaries:

i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging

because they are shitheads

(the first one is a print you can get here)

fearless-melodies:

She’s right, you know

kenpo-and-babel-fish:

Unnecessarily gendered things:

• soap
• shoes
• most makeup
• razors
• menstrual products
• bathrooms
• perfumes

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

religiousmom:

im funnier online where I can’t stutter

writeyournamein-lights:

THE best thing that I’ve ever stumbled upon

cosbyykidd:

juiciep:

whatisthat-velvet:

modernpolymath:

nazvseverything:

iamxmrk:

This is why I hate texting sometimes.

Every text conversation between me and my siblings summarized in a nutshell

This speaks to me on a spiritual level.

I’m crying.

I wonder how many of these conversations I’ve had with people lmao

I am Peele

fluxdeluxe:

tip for nonbinaries: if you run right at the wall in between, you’ll get to Bathroom Nine and Three-Quarters

fluxdeluxe:

tip for nonbinaries: if you run right at the wall in between, you’ll get to Bathroom Nine and Three-Quarters

nauseabonde:

when somebody joins tumblr