Pangalactic Gargleblasters and Fried Chicken.

hotwhiteguy:

hotwhiteguy:

i lost my number, can you give me yours

no no no not your phone number your credit card number

why do black people use you in the wrong context? such is "you ugly" instead of "you're ugly" I know u guys can differentiate, it's a nuisance
Anonymous

unculture:

rsbenedict:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

you a bitch

It’s called copula deletion, or zero copula. Many languages and dialects, including Ancient Greek and Russian, delete the copula (the verb to be) when the context is obvious.

So an utterance like “you a bitch” in AAVE is not an example of a misused you, but an example of a sentence that deletes the copular verb (are), which is a perfectly valid thing to do in that dialect, just as deleting an /r/ after a vowel is a perfectly valid thing to do in an upper-class British dialect.

LINGUISTED

cybertinkerhell:

I did some awesome makeup a few days ago too love me

surfshoggoth:

damncommunists:

ocelhira:

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

  1. i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 
  2. most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 
  3. im not a pissbaby

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

boxeswithwhiteboys:

Ok investigate some leaked nudes faster than pretty much every shooting of a young unarmed black boy this year. Loves it :^}

castiel-is-a-bluebird:

lorellashray:

the sarcasm in this post is almost touchable

I love the internet

onlyblackgirl:

whitepeoplestealingculture:

White people asking me questions about my turban (part 2)

Why his white dude bro voice on point tho. Lmao.

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

callmekeen we party hard. Or soft and fluffy. Take it as you will

callmekeen we party hard. Or soft and fluffy. Take it as you will